This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy.
I have a mighty need.
Alexxa. We need one.
may all your bacon burn
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
Although a truly lazy dog would be lying down.
If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED
Kreacher would’ve stolen the phone though.
Tibetan Mastiffs omfg i’m going to cry
I think this is how Magnum should have looked.
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A…
Meaning of “QI” suddenly changes dramatically…
Here are our Friday eReaders. This week, they’re framing a happy conversation.
Here’s the weekend. Enjoy it,
Hey, you guys, I think I found heaven.
courtesy of mercy for animals.
Whose serving size of avocado is a cup?! when the serving size of tofu is 3 ounces?