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scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

I always thought I wanted a dog like a stuffed animal. I never knew I wanted a dog like a cushion!

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

I always thought I wanted a dog like a stuffed animal. I never knew I wanted a dog like a cushion!

Some bees visited my cilantro last week!

wildeaboutoscar:


Phillip Island’s Penguin Foundation, a conservation group in Australia, are appealing for volunteers to knit little jumper for these little penguins who have been affected by oil spills or similar leaks from fishing boats. (x)

CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE FOR A SECOND THAT SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO NOT ONLY KNIT A PENGUIN A JUMPER BUT ALSO MAKE IT A PENGUIN PUBLISHING BOOK COVER JUMPER (x)

wildeaboutoscar:

Phillip Island’s Penguin Foundation, a conservation group in Australia, are appealing for volunteers to knit little jumper for these little penguins who have been affected by oil spills or similar leaks from fishing boats. (x)

CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE FOR A SECOND THAT SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO NOT ONLY KNIT A PENGUIN A JUMPER BUT ALSO MAKE IT A PENGUIN PUBLISHING BOOK COVER JUMPER (x)

swishandflickwrock:

I’m about to rant. I’m about to be politically incorrect. I’m speaking with no filter, irreverently, and without a reasonable editor at the back of my mind. So know this as you read this. I don’t know how many of you will actually read it. Please spread it, not so I get attention, but so that the…

nekomarie:

jas-is-jessica:

mirageace:

kookaburra-laugh:

This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy. 
I have a mighty need. 

Alexxa. We need one.

may all your bacon burn

CALCIFER PANCAKE

nekomarie:

jas-is-jessica:

mirageace:

kookaburra-laugh:

This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy

I have a mighty need. 

Alexxa. We need one.

may all your bacon burn

CALCIFER PANCAKE

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:






The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.



The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.


My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

Although a truly lazy dog would be lying down.

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

Although a truly lazy dog would be lying down.

mugglesinspace:

If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!

Harry could have just shot him a text like

“Yo Sirius, where u at?”

“Just at home eatin some pasta”

“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”

“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”

“Cool”

CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED

Kreacher would’ve stolen the phone though.

catertothehollow:

Tibetan Mastiffs omfg i’m going to cry

I think this is how Magnum should have looked.

My first GIF

edwardspoonhands:

marththebland:

jellybeing:

furiousdee:

shiphassailed:

tigerpellets:

image

I NEVER KNEW THIS

I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME

SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A…

Meaning of “QI” suddenly changes dramatically…